MY MATES

MY MATE KAINE HE IS THE (CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER) HE IS ONE OF MY BEST MATES HE IS WELL FUNNY TO BE AROUND ON HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY WE ALL SLEPT IN HIS GARDEN IS TENTS BUT KAINE WAS WELL PISSED OF WITH HIS GIRLFREIND (NOW EX GIRLFREIND) SO HE PUT THE MUSIC ON WELL LOUD AND PARTY BOYED HER EVERYONE CRACKED UP LAUGHIN AND NEARLY PISSED THEM SELVES. BUT NOW HE IS GOING OUT WIV SUM GORGEOUS SEXY FIT BUFF GIRL FROM BELVEDERE CALLED LUCY.

MY MATE ORRIE HE BROUGHT KAINES OLD BIKE ITS A (YZ 125) HE IS OFF THE HOOK ON A BIKE HE IS JOKES THOUGH HE ALWAYS SAYS TO ME COME ON PINGU LETS GO GET SOME PUSSY!!!! PLUS HE GOT HIT IN THE EYE WITH A GOLF BALL WE ALL LAUGH AT HIM HE LOOKS STONED 24/7.

MY MATE JOSH (WEEMAN) HE IS A FUNNY CUNT HE CHASES MY MATE WAYNE WHEN HIS BUT NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS.

MY MATE WAYNE HE IS A FUNNY WANKER HE FALLS OVER ALL THE TIME OR STACKS IT ON HIS BIKE AND HE JUST GETS UP AND SAYS (OOOOWWWW). AND EVERYTIME HE COMES OUT EVERYONE CHASES HIM WITH THERE DICKS OUT. ME N KON ALWAYS CHASES WAYNE N EMU N VULTURE HIM ITS WELL FUNNY. ONCE I CHUCKED A BAG FULL OF SHIT AT HIS HEAD N HIT HIM WITH IT. WAYNE IS GAY HE KEEPS GETTIN HIS BRAND NEW BIKES NICKED BUY 12 YEAR OLDZ!!!! U GAY FUCKER...

MY MATE CONNOR OTHERWISE KNOWN AS (THE KID-KON) HE IS A LITTLE BUGGER HE JUST SITS WITH ME LAUGHIN WHEN WE R LEAN AFTER WE AV BLAZED A COUPLE OF MARLEYS N KING L'z. KAINE AND WEEMAN CHASE WAYNE WITH THERE DICKS OUT AND WE CANT STOP PISSIN OURSELVES (ITS SO FUNNY). WE ALWAYS GO HALVES N SHIT ON A BIT OF PO PO, HE NEVER USED TO BLAZE BUT NOW HE IS HOOKED ON THE SHIT.

MY MATE AHMED HE IS GOOD AT GRAFFITI AND DUBBIN I ALWAYS GET HIM 2 DRAW ME DUBBS TO PUT ON MY SKOOL BOOKS.

MY MATE MIK SHE IS WELL SAFE SHE USED TO GO OUT WIV MY DAD(KAINE) HE GAVE HER A SAUSAGE N JEBAB SANDVICH ON HIS BIRTHDAY AWWWW BLESS THE LIL BUGGERZ.

MY MATE EMMA OTHER WISE KNOWN AS (CHIMSTA)(SHE SMOKED BARE BLEM AT FISHIN MAN SHES A CHIMNEY)SHE IS GOIN OUT WIV MY UNCLE POOPOO(ORRIE). THEM 2 BANG ALL THE TIME HE SCRATHED HER CLIT N FINGERED HER BUMHOLE ONCE THAT WAS FUNNY. SHE CAME FISHIN WIV US ONCE WITH MIK SHE DRANK FAR TO MUCH N PUKED IN THE TENT EVERYWHERE SHE KEPT CALLING ME HEDGEHOG N SHIT SHE WAS FUCKED THAT NITE!!!

MY MATE LUCY SHES GOIN OUT WITH MY DAD (KAINE) THEM TO BANG EVERYDAY AND HE SPUNKS ON HER BELLY LOL SORRY DAD. ME N KAINE GAVE HER BARE SWEDISH'S ONE DAY N SHE NEARLY GREENED OUT IT WAS WELL FUNNY.

MY MATE NATHAN HE IS A SILLY SAUSAGE HE ACTS JAMAICAN LIKE ME BUT IS REALLY A BIT OF A BELLEND. ANYWAYS NATH IS A PLONKA HE GOT BEEF WITH WEEMAN BARE THATS FUNNY LOL. HE IS SICK ON A PUSH BIKE!!! 180'S N SHIT

NATALIE NATHANS SIS SHE IS A BIT OF A RAT SHE JARS SUMTIMES BUT SHES COOL MAN ANYWAYS SAFE IM GOIN TO HER PARTY VERY PISSED OUT MY FACE LOL.!

MY MATE RACHEL SHE IS DEAD NICE SHES LIKE MY MUM SHE LOOKS AFTER ME N DAT. SHES GOT SIZE DOUBLE FF BOOBS THEY LIKE LIL PILLOWS!!!LOL LOVE U 2 CRYSTAL

JOSEPHINE N LUCY N KELLY N ODNIG THEY LUCY'S MAYES THEY COME OUT ONCE IN A WHILE BUT MOST NITES ON THE PULL LOOKIN 4 MEN. ODNIG SLOW DOWN SMOKIN THEM BLEM MAN RAW CHAIN SMOKER.

MY MATE CRAIGY BABY HE'S A LIL BUGGER 2 HE IS SICK ON HIS MOTOBIKE HE HAS GOT A (YZ85) ITS SICK HE BLEW IT UP NOW ITS FIXED THE LITTLE CUNT EVEN RACES NOW !!!!!!!!! GO CRAIGY BABY.

MY MATE HANNAH SHES MY OLD GIRLFREIND SHE IS GORGEOUS BUT LIVES TO FAR FOR US TO B GOOD TOGETHER SHAME HUH ANYWAYS WE R JUST GOOD MATES NOW PLUS I WILL C HER SOON IM DRIVIN TO WALES TO C HER INA FEW MONTHS. LOVE U BABEZ!!

THIS BREDA MARTIN AKA DIRTTRACK HE COMES OUT SUMTIMES, WHEN HE DOES COME OUT WE ALWAYS BUMP HIM 4 GREEN. ONCE KAINE GAVE HIM GROUNDED UP COFFEE 4 A BENZ OF PUFF LOL THAT WAS JOKES. WE ALWAYS BANG HIM UP N SHIT WE MAKE HIM DO SUM CRAZY SHIT SUMTIMES.!!....

MY DAD AKA THE BIG G... (KONS DAD) HE IS A GANGSTA WIV HIS PASSAT ITS SICK HE GOT LEXUS STYLE LIGHTS N SHIT, PLUS HE HAS GOT THE SICKEST TYPE OF TUNES IN HIS CAR E.G. DEAN MARTIN, ELVIS, MICHEAL BUBLE'.